And in current news, this just in…
Citizens of the world have, for a number of millennia now, been concerned about their reason for existing, and a wide variety of theories have come forward to provide the answer to this question. The news, however, is that the answer has finally been revealed:
Mankind was created to worship its Creator only.
In the immortal words of Kemper Crabb:
You are my God, and I am your man
and I will worship you with the works of my hands
and the thoughts of my mind
and the love in my heart.
These words are based upon the First and Second Commandments, and then upon the Greatest Commandment.